• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

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sedicius:

Have you kill- I mean hugged a Teemo today?

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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dude just wait until the banjo drops
my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
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